Would You Rather: NYC Edition

Last week, one of my co-workers sent out a a link to a bunch of these great "would you rathers".
I don't officially live in NYC yet (although January is approaching quickly!!), but I feel like I can relate to most of these already. I think it's really funny how, albeit exaggerations, these are the (sucky) realities you put up with when living in (or working in) NYC due to everything else it has to offer.

Which ones would you rather?

(For the record I'm one of those people who would rather lick a subway pole rather than be licked by strangers... Perhaps this is very telling about who I am as a person. (Or perhaps it's not).)